"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks. "
This clip is pretty much the BEST THING I SAW yesterday or ever, and waking up at 6am was probably a sign I had to have at it!
HOW DARE HE!
THE PHAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HEEERRREEE
IN THE KITCHEN
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER OMFG
i will never not reblog this
“The marks human leave are too often scars.”
My headcanon for the DW 50th anniversary.
It’s a snog box.
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it